Red in the Shed

Dodgy Dog Web Design & Unprofessional Services

Red
Founder, Designer, Philosopher (sort of)

Red is the self-taught, bone-crunchin’, CSS-confused canine who built the MuzzleMob website with nothing but an old chew toy and a Commodore 64. No formal training, no backup plan—just pure instinct and a lot of barking at broken div tags.

Red once wrote an entire website using a stick in the mud. And while most of the code didn’t compile, the passion was undeniable.

Meet Kibble

Kibble
Assistant to the Assistant Developer / Chief Email Unmarketer

Kibble is Red’s “right paw,” though mostly he's just in the way. Kibble’s qualifications include accidentally deleting style sheets and sending marketing emails without subject lines. He once built a landing page entirely out of buttons. Literal buttons.

Kibble runs our highly ineffective email unmarketing department. His job is to not send emails and to make sure our message reaches no one. He’s been doing it perfectly since day one.

Totally Legit Testimonials

“After Red redesigned my site, traffic dropped to zero. Which is perfect because now no one can leave nasty comments.”
– Bark Zuckerberg, Canine Social Network CEO

“Kibble once coded a page that crashed our entire business... but the 404 page was adorable.”
– Anonymous, previously thriving shop owner

“Best website I’ve ever seen built by a dog in a shed. Period.”
– Bork Bezos, Bones & Beyond

As Seen On

Dog & Bone Magazine

The Shed Times

Barkstreet Journal

CNBark

Frontend Furcast

PawStack Overflow

Need a Site?

If you’re looking for questionable quality, suspicious uptime, and charm that barks louder than it codes—Red & Kibble are your mutts.

Red in the Shed: Building the internet one dog hair at a time.

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